1. For anyone who enjoys the heft of a book, the crack of the binding, the smell of the pages and the sound as they are turned, this is very, very depressing.
2. In the category of “silver linings“.
3. On the other hand…
4. For all you geeks who enjoy the October Classic. (Go A’s!)
5. In two years this man will be eligible for social security. Yet, he performs with the energy and abandon of someone still looking forward to the day that he can take his first legal drink. Happy Birthday, Bruce.